2016-08-04

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2016-08-04 12:56 pm

The Picnic

Picnic she says, like it's as easy as that. Like it's a perfectly normal thing to do.

Birkhoff is muttering to himself as he sorts through his clothing trying to pick out something suitable to wear to a picnic. It's not like he's been on one... erm.. ever. Eventually he selects a well worn and slighty faded tee shirt a pair of long khakhi coloured shorts with lots of pockets. And fills his canvas satchel with a brand new checkered picnic blanket, a book, a hoodie, sun cream, a hat, bear spay, and enough insect repellent to sink a battleship.

"I'll have my gps tracker on just in case," he tells KITT as he leaves the apartment "If i don't come back tonight send the search parties out to find my chewed up remains."

He heads to Pandoras wondering what the hell he's allowed himself to be talked into.